An Asparagus Bikini

Jamie Oliver:
recipe of day stir fried duck, sugar snaps and asparagus http://www.jamieoliver.com/ and lamb marinade video jxx

qiqiisbored:
@jamie_oliver i love asparagus! but i cant cook!

SakuMaikokku:
@qiqiisbored you should've said. I love ass-paragus. Especially yours. Let me start your stove of love burning with the fires of our desire.

qiqiisbored:
@SakuMaikokku you pls tweet this. hahaha.

SakuMaikokku:
@qiqiisbored i am not craving for Jamie Oliver's freshly baked buns like you. I would tweet this at Megan Fox, but the food puns fail then.

@jamie_oliver Jamie, my friend @qiqiisbored asks if asparagus can be steamed slowly with desire, or should it be baked with lust?

@qiqiisbored i helped you ask

qiqiisbored:
@SakuMaikokku HAHAHAHAHAHAH I SAW. I AM ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR HIS REPLY. even though he must now think i am a slut. hahahaha but NVM HAHAHA

whitehot_surfer:
@nessizle @qiqiisbored is liking waiting anxiously for jamie oliver's attn. cant decide if she's fangirling or slutty.

nessizle:
@whitehot_surfer i can never think of @qiqiisbored as a slut, so i guess it is fangirling.

SakuMaikokku:
@nessizle @stooffi @whitehot_surfer i actually don't think he will reply to me. ahahahaha. @qiqiisbored should still use my original tweet.

whitehot_surfer:
@jamie_oliver cos my friend @qiqiisbored is a huge fan of urs that she stays up to watch u cook everyday cld u possibly do a shoutout to her

@SakuMaikokku why are we taking part in this really!

@SakuMaikokku actually now i think he is not amused and he wont reply to any of us or anything like that... really.

SakuMaikokku:
@whitehot_surfer you didn't tell @jamie_oliver of @qiqiisbored's raging lust for his ass-paragus.

@whitehot_surfer i think maybe, i should apologise to @qiqiisbored. I am sorry. i have destroyed your dreams of tweetversing with jamie.

qiqiisbored:
@SakuMaikokku i am too amused to be sad abt this dream being destroyed. hahahaaha. perhaps if we attach a funny asaparagus pic this'll work

SakuMaikokku:
@qiqiisbored i think you need to take a picture of yourself wearing an asparagus bikini. sure work one.

nessizle:
@qiqiisbored @SakuMaikokku PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS CAN I MAKE THIS BIKINI FOR U

whitehot_surfer:
@SakuMaikokku yeah actually right i was thinking along those lines... just possibly not asparagus...

@nessizle and who will be the photographer? will @cranberrymelvin allow this? does @jamie_oliver wanna see an asparagus bikini?

qiqiisbored:
friends i hope u know how asparagus looks like. they are slender long and not bendable so i dunno how yall want to make this bikini.

whitehot_surfer:
@qiqiisbored lol do u not know they can be weaved into a bikini! @nessizle shall demonstrate like a cooking show HOW TO.

cranberrymelvin:
@whitehot_surfer this is v bad and nonsensical

qiqiisbored:
@whitehot_surfer @nessizle since u know, tmr lunch we weave ok. hahaha. rmb to buy fresh asparagus in the morning. they're in season.

whitehot_surfer:
@qiqiisbored @nessizle weaves @cranberrymelvin videos and it will just explode over the interwebs.

cranberrymelvin:
@whitehot_surfer it will explode even bigger if you wear it. or if @SakuMaikokku did, it might even be bigger. boomz.

SakuMaikokku:
@whitehot_surfer @nessizle @qiqiisbored's bikini will have many many holes. totally not safe for work. but safe for consumption.

nessizle:
@whitehot_surfer @qiqiisbored @cranberrymelvin @SakuMaikokku http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4032/4492351478_08a8f44107.jpg