Nov 10, 2010 you should know better than to fuck with me.
Oct 27, 2010 i am okay with ppl sleeping in lecture lah but STOP FUCKING SNORING.
Oct 22, 2010 an Indonesian government spokesman told The Straits Times yesterday: 'It has been only a week of smoke but people are already making so much noise. What about all the oxygen that (Indonesia) supplies to them during the rest of the year?' FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND.
Sep 27, 2010 if it's "girls" in that Katy Perry song, it's California Gurls. if it's "you" in that Usher song, it's U Got It Bad. if it's "dirty" as in that Christina Aguilera song, it's Dirrty. LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL.
Sep 19, 2010 excuse u u what year already u dunno the rules ah, either that or u did not recognise the look on my face - it said FUCK OFF.
Aug 27, 2010 i have a new reason to stop buying clothes: there is no more FUCKING SPACE IN THE WARDROBE JASON.
Aug 26, 2010 HELLO WEATHER STOP BEING A BITCH
Aug 16, 2010 the magic of facebook is as such: you can put ur negativity out there (and i already think the guy's a loser) and bitch all you want then i click and i see the face im like, dude you don't deserve a fucking opinion. fuck off.
Aug 3, 2010 FUCK YEAH TOKIO HOTEL KATY PERRY WOOHOO!
Jul 29, 2010 STOP FUCKING RAINING NAO.
Jul 15, 2010 ict is over. i am damn happy. words cannot describe.
Jul 11, 2010 AHAHAHAHA SHIT THEY LOOK SO HAPPY CONGRAULATIONS SPAIN!!!
Jul 9, 2010 taken for granted / unappreciated / unrequited / life's a bitch etc. etc.
Jul 3, 2010 It is with great regret when I read all ya'll fucking tweets that I did not watch this very drama Spain match. After this I may officially start following soccer. Are there other tournaments that do not involve clubs but countries? Eurocup perhaps?
Jun 29, 2010 DAMN SAD LAH WOAH LAO EH.
Jun 29, 2010 EH FUCK THESE TWO TEAMS PLAYING WHAT SOCCER AH PLAY UNTIL LIKE THAT SUPER NOT LIFE AND DEATH PLAY PROPERLY LEI.
Jun 29, 2010 INVITED to "Food & Drinks" at Resorts World Sentosa + Argentina vs Germany with ex-colleagues! ARGH SO EXCITED!!! DAMNCOOLHOWCOOLDAMNCOOL - why my perks only start when i end internship one ah. so funny. also i hope this "drinks" do not refer to chrysanthemum tea.
Jun 15, 2010 AHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING FUNNY HARDWAREZONE: i suggest the gahmen to organize dragon boat race outside ngee ann city. can drop dumplings into the water so that fishes will not eat away the hermes bags.
Jun 9, 2010 fuck yes thanks to all those ppl who post their wedding emcee scripts online WOOHOO
Jun 8, 2010 is going to be annoyed forever until he doesn't care. fuck you, computer.
Jun 4, 2010 you are so hot and humid. fuck you, weather.
Jun 2, 2010 shit the noose is fucking funny. got so many people dunno LKY's post before he became MM meh!
May 21, 2010 OMY Has anyone seen this humungous poster of the BMW in the Straits Times stretched across 4 FUCKING PAGES. RIDICULOUS okay. and also epic. you got money - SPAM IT.
May 20, 2010 Qiao Ping asked Wei Ket, "Why do you have one spare cock?"
May 12, 2010 OFF TO GO HOME AND CHANGE SEE U BITCHES OKAY
May 10, 2010 91.3 - DAFT PUNK's ONE MORE TIME! ARGHHHHH!!! DAMN HIGH!
May 9, 2010 RT@SakuMaikokku I feel like sitting in this chair n not leaving for work.Unfortunately,life doesn't givea fuck about my feelings.Fucku,life.
May 2, 2010 is fucking repulsed when he hears boom boom pow and i gotta feeling in clubs. ARGH.
Apr 27, 2010 actual CCTV footage of a burglar breaking in to childcarecentre at night. FUCKING LOOK LIKE GOLLUM PLS http://bit.ly/cQbrjQ
Apr 26, 2010 RT @_kccc is it mandatory for all azns on youtube to be fucking amazing singers or something? legaci - whatchasay http://bit.ly/4Yw49N
Apr 26, 2010 bitch cant keep it together / mariah is a cow / so hungry she steals food from starving kids in africa http://bit.ly/aqw45g
Apr 21, 2010 I FUCKING LOST A BET WITH MY FRIEND FOR FRIDAY'S LUNCH i am very upset cos we heard a j.lo song and he said it's I'm Real and i totally was thinking of the one FT JA RULE that sounds totally MF different. i am SO SADSADSAD NOW. ARGH!
Apr 11, 2010 aiya fuck lah im sure it is impossible to get jay chou tickets.
Mar 2, 2010 i am proud that CS students are facebook-whores, twitter-whores... whores in general etc.
Feb 4, 2010 Had my very own STOMP moment. A guy gave up his seat to a lady carrying a baby. Bitch snapped at him saying that his arm was blocking and that she couldn't get to the seat. Her high pitched screech and PRC-accent caught the attention of the rest commuters who gave her "the look". Her friend joined her soon after and a guy told her off saying that, "This is Singapore, not ULU place that you came from."
Jan 31, 2010 the reason why singaporeans do not reproduce... why the fuck would you want more people to squeeze on the train with you?
Jan 25, 2010 Junqi Liao said that i am a DND whore. =(
Jan 13, 2010 hey guys it was really awesome having dinner with you all today! haven't seen some of you for the longest time. had tonnes of fun bitching... and bitching... and bitching... sharing jokes, inappropriate pictures, war stories of our various internships... it has only been two weeks and we've got so much to talk about. let's plan another last min get-together soon! =)
Jan 7, 2010 i am going to write a fucking complaint letter to the bitch manning the phone at yishun stadium.
Nov 29, 2009 IM IN PHASE 3 WHAT KINDA FUCKERY IS THIS
Nov 17, 2009 Rihanna you fucking sick bitch. Every track on Rated R is a gem!
Nov 16, 2009 i look at past year exam questions and i ask myself why the hell am i going through this and the answer is... i dont want to go through this...
Nov 7, 2009 hang in there guys, this fucking semester is almost over!
Nov 4, 2009 LIKE. FUCKING SERIOUSLY. WHAT A TIME TO TAKE LEAVE JENNY. SERIOUSLY.
Nov 3, 2009 YAY for brothers & sisters, Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy! Heroes... one more fuckshit episode and you're going to be shown the door.
Oct 30, 2009 FUCK that bitch who directed '3'. WORST SHIT ever.
Oct 23, 2009 are u fucking kidding me can u get any DUMBER
Oct 15, 2009 STOMP is so fucked up.
Sep 29, 2009 FUCKING LOVES '3'. (can believe the writer is max martin, but cannot believe he produced it... too HAWT)
Sep 18, 2009 miley cyrus is a talentless whore
Sep 14, 2009 This year's VMAs is THE SHIT.
Sep 14, 2009 VMAs are fucking exciting this year... did I hear Kanye highjacked Taylor Swift's thank-you speech? WOW.
Aug 24, 2009 im having a meeting tmr that i was only told of today and they just said that they dont have a venue and will only tell me where it is tmr by noon and ive to travel to boon lay even tho i dont have school what kind of fuckery is this
Jul 14, 2009 there're only two types of people in this world. the smart... and the FUCKING STUPID.
Jul 13, 2009 i dont need six more days t know how fucked up it is
Well done.
2 comments:
gosh... reads like a rap song.
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and a bad one at that right! ;)
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